Personal website of Blake Watson Online since 2005

Pixel art illustration of a white man with brown hair wearing a gray shirt. A wheelchair headrest is visible in the background.

I’m a software engineer, side-project enthusiast, hobbyist game developer, sometimes writer, and full-time wheelchair user.

Journal

blakewatson.com turns 20

I bought this domain as a college student using a friend’s credit card. Twenty years later, it’s one of the best decisions I've ever made.

40

Damn.

A decade of employment

I celebrate ten years of being employed by looking back at the difficult journey it took to get there.

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Microblog

Remember when Domino's marketing strategy was, sorry our pizza got terrible, we fixed it? I'm gonna need them to do that again.

OH: The difference between dogs and cats is that dogs don't know about evil.

JavaScribble — Summon swarms of spaghetti code from thin air and hurl them at the target of your choice. You take 1d8 psychic damage per npm module used. The target exceeds the maximum call stack and is destroyed.

Cascading Soul Siphon — Hex your target with a pseudo-class, shifting them -9999px into an alternate dimension.

Purify — Recite the incantations of the Old Ones. You and your target lose all scripts and styles laying bare your unmitigated hypertext.

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