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When I wrote the pitch for my MagnoliaConf talk about skipping out on frontend build tools, I was worried I wouldn't have enough content. Now that I'm in the middle of writing it, I'm realizing I have far, far too much content. I'm gonna have to put some stuff on the chopping block.

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MagnoliaConf 2025 is going down October 21-23. This is Mississippi's coolest tech conference. The food will be excellent. The talks will be streaming FOR FREE.

Yours truly is giving a talk about doing frontend without a build step. Use my code SPEAKER10 for 10% off tickets!

This is the speaker card graphic with my picture. There is a Halloween theme with ghosts and bats. The talk is titled "No build tool? No problem!" There's my name, Blake Watson. Frontend engineer. He/him. Magnolia Conf. October 21-23. 2025. Jackson, Mississippi.

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Sometimes I will come across some pretty wild screenshots that people share of stuff posted on X or Truth Social (obv). But, I have a rule never to believe screenshots. So, I take it with a grain of salt unless I go directly to the source and see it myself. Social posts, among other things, can be easily faked. Just remember that.

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JavaScribble — Summon swarms of spaghetti code from thin air and hurl them at the target of your choice. You take 1d8 psychic damage per npm module used. The target exceeds the maximum call stack and is destroyed.

Cascading Soul Siphon — Hex your target with a pseudo-class, shifting them -9999px into an alternate dimension.

Purify — Recite the incantations of the Old Ones. You and your target lose all scripts and styles laying bare your unmitigated hypertext.

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