BREAKING: Executive order forbids Sun from becoming red giant in 5 billion years
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I don't know who needs this but https://blakewatson.com/blank/
And as my statistics instructor back in college used to say, the gap between practice and theory is greater in practice than it is in theory.
I'm continually relearning that the gap between testing data and production data is greater in practice than in theory.
BREAKING: Uranus has 90 days to get itself upright according to executive order
Amphibians scolded by latest executive order; told "make up your damn minds"
Version 3 of my new-tab-page browser extension, A Fine Start, is nearly ready. Should be launching this week.
New features include supporting up to 7 columns, 5 new themes, bulk opening groups, and alphabetizing bookmarks.
There are also improvements like better keyboard navigation and soother drag-and-drop.
BREAKING: Executive order says Europe no longer considered “country”
Executive orders now called chief executive orders to comply with recent chief executive order.
Pacific and Atlantic to be named American Ocean Left and Right, respectively, after new executive order
I'm so disgusted about the “Gulf of America” that I'm going to make jokes like this every day until it's gone.
BREAKING: Vehicle brand Dodge to drop second D in name to comply with executive order
My brother, who uses a wheelchair as I do, mind you, just called me a “walking MDN.”
BREAKING: Cancer considered cured by recent executive order
BREAKING: Pluto considered planet again after recent executive order
This course is Very Good™.
https://mstdn.social/@scottjehl/113986150518701375
“Lately, I’ve had the song ‘A Long December’ by Counting Crows stuck in my head. I used to hear it on the radio all the time back in the ‘90s and early 2000s, when I still listened to radio. I love it. The song makes me nostalgic for California, even though I’ve never even visited there.”
No one:
Me: Starts humming Dire, Dire Docks
While working on a side project, I scope-creeped myself into building a JavaScript package for better localStorage.
https://blakewatson.com/journal/indexeddb-made-easy-like-localstorage/
Great blog post from my brother, @mhilltopple, about working from home.
https://www.mattwatson.org/blog/20250131-the-new-normal-of-working-from-home/